My New Life Revamp V098 Patched Online

The patcher will attempt to convert your old save. However, if you had the broken economy (houses worth $12), your character will either be a trillionaire or destitute. The community strongly recommends a fresh start. The early game in v098 has been rebalanced. The new tutorial (where you wake up in a crash-landed escape pod instead of a generic bedroom) teaches you the new mechanics much better.

If you are reading this, chances are you have spent the last several months staring at a loading screen, praying that your favorite broken life simulator would stop crashing every time you tried to buy a toothbrush. For the uninitiated, My New Life (MNL) has been a cult classic in the indie simulation space for three years—a game praised for its absurd depth but infamous for its game-breaking bugs. The “Revamp” mod series has been the community’s lifeline, but every previous version (v095, v096, v097) has felt like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound.

Pets were added in v098. However, the collision mesh for the Golden Retriever is sometimes misaligned. You will hear barking, feel the dog blocking your path, but see nothing. Fix: Save and reload. The dog will reappear, usually sitting on your stove.

If you gave up on My New Life during the dark days of v094 (the “Infinite Laundry Crash”) or v097 (the “Bread Riots”), come home. The game is finally what it promised to be.